The Tryst - Diary of a Womanizer

Or maybe girls are just sluts............(Yahoo!!!!!!!)

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"This is a point of major social transition," James Wagoner, president of Advocates for Youth, a reproductive health organization, said yesterday. "The data are now coming out and roiling the idea that boys are the hunters and young girls are the prey. It absolutely defies the stereotype."

Joe McIllhaney Jr., chairman of the Medical Institute for Sexual Health, said the new data confirm trends he has seen as a physician, but he has doubts about some of Wagoner's conclusions. "I question how much girls enjoy" oral sex, he said."I'd like to know a whole lot more about the pressure boys put on girls."

Study: Half of All Teens Have Had Oral Sex - Washington Post

It's good to be the king

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Topless virgins vie for king in AIDS-hit Swaziland

Well maybe. Not crazy about the whole virgin thing, but I guess as the king you can have your wife tossed in jail if she annoys you.

Would you fuck "The Washingtonienne" - Jessica Cutler

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Well I probably would, but I sure as hell would not give her dollar one like the other guys. Ok, fine, I would buy her groceries.

Is this a good example of US tax payer dollars at work?

See where she is now.

It is amazing to see people's fascination with " who sticks what where in who"!

I am amazed

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at how many people look up the term "beautiful vagina" on google..........who would think?

Let me ask y'all a moral question

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Is it wrong to fuck a (hot) girl on welfare in exchange for groceries?

Discuss

Contestant #3

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How do you react when you wake up and see this in your inbox?

So I am chatting on line with this girl

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who I had hooked up with a few weeks ago. Turns out, the only thing she likes to do is fuck.

Doesn't want to have a guy go down on her, just wants to be bent over and fucked senseless........and not even cuddle after.

Wow..........

Once a Fatty,

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always a fatty?

Think about it amongst yourselves and get back to me.

Fat chicks..............more bounce per ounce baby!

Hypocrite Much?

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Oh, Anna....................................I feel for you, get off the smack and stop sleeping with married men.........

Vagina Vagina Vagina

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'Vaginas R' Us' Billboard Angers Some In LA

Duh........ people like sex......a lot!

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Anyone seen this documentary on cybersex. The answer is really simple........people like pleasure and fantasy.

You need to be a rocket scientist to figure it out.................AHHHHHHHHHHHH its the downfall of western civilization!

Had the pleasure

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of munching on the best looking vagina I have seen in a long time this past week. It was honestly a work of art.

The girl had a killer body and had these amazing D cup boobs that defied gravity.

Plus she gave the hottest, wettest blow jobs of any girl in southern Ontario

What is better than

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a girl who will meet you at a motel for a hook up?

give up?

A girl who will invite you over to her place............it saves you at least 80 bucks!

Tell me

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that you don't want to drop a cum wad on Kathlerine Harris' face

Beautiful Vagina Contest: Contestant #2

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Another fine vagina! Let's hear it for the girl! And if you want to claim ownership of it, please do.

Lookin' tasty!

Off Topic - Dr. Phil

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Tell me that you don't want to see someone "analyze" Dr. Phil on TV and take apart all of his flaws. Last time I looked, he was no skinny Minnie and doesn't he know that only people with something to hid sport facial hair. - E-Online

What are they putting in the water?

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Looks like women like 'em young too.......................perhaps a little too young? Looks like Sandra "Beth" Geisel is just part of a trend.

Whose looking for a job

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For those of you looking for some work, you may want to give these guys a call

People say I am a pervert?

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I just like to get my dick wet, unlike this character.

And oh ya, I just got an email from this chick I was banging a year ago. She got relocated for work, but is back in town for business.............this girl had a penchant for tight shirt, sex toys and teabagging. MMMMMMmm hotel room sex!

Someone hasn't been with the right guy

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Sweet Tara didn't know it was possible.

I bet you've never tried!

And while you are at it, enter our beautiful vagina contest!

Looks like we have another

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contestant for the beautiful vagina contest.............i'll post the pic soon - this will be contestant #2. Once the picture is posted, please feel free to indentify yourself as the owner of the vagina.

This will be a side contest called "know your vagina"

mmmmmmm snatch!

Would love to see a third contestant. Men, if you want to enter your "Man-Ginas", feel free.

With insight like

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this, , it is simple to see why it is so easy to get laid. This divorce comment had to be written by some brain dead, up-tight conservative floosie who wishes that someone would bend her over and give it to her good, cuz she ain't gettin it from the hubby.

Drop me a line...........I won't tell your husband.

What is more important

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when picking up a chick:

A bulge in the wallet, or
A bulge in the crotch.

Passed around like a porn magazine in a cell block

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I've got a request for the "Tryst-Babes"

Bizatch, Jules, Dahpne, Farah and Me (as well as Stephanie Klein, Zaftig Jones, and Lusty Lady)

Join me for a reverse gang bang darlings.................see who is the last man (or girl standing)

Can compare notes afterwards.

Let me know

Real Fake Tits Are Back!

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End to silicone ban appears likely - Yahoo! News

In the car now

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So what is the etiquette after fucking a girl in the ass and then cumming in her mouth.........do you kiss her on the lips when you leave?

I didn't..........................does that make me an asshole?

Blogging to you all the way

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from Ajax............via the Crackberry

Tanya/Tiffany/Tisha..........what ever the fuck her name is, is just in the washroom (rinsing her mouth out I hope, considering what I just did to her)

Little does she know she has some new found celebrity...........

too bad this thing doesn't have a came or you would have some snatch-shots to look at

Time to run

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out to Ajax for my lunch time snatch snack!

Hopefully the girl has a small vibrator.......I love the feeling of one in my ass during a blow job

I meeting this chick at her apartment.............not a motel girl

Karl Rove Having an Affair?

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Oh no, not him too?

He is for sure the type of prick that drops a load of cum in a girl's eye....for sure.

The Karl Rove Affair

Can you imagine the guy naked?

Advice of the day: Your Kids

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Not how to rear them, how to use them..........to get laid.

Make sure they are young enough so they can't talk.........so for the most part they have to be under 1 year old. Then you can play the whole single daddy routine. Makes them melt.

Just make sure you use a condom, cuz some of these gurlz may think you are the baby makin' type of guy and forget to mention that they aren't on the pill. I think this must get a lot of those Black (and white) rappers who have a few kids, all with different mothers.

Its that time of the month again boys and girls.......

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time for another lunch time internet hook up!

Today's contested is a 5'8 black haired beauty from Ajax Ontario named Tanya. Says she likes watching lesbian porn and having anal sex (hopefully at the same time) Her favorite sexual experience was the 4 man gang bang she had last summer when she was stoned on coke.

Here's to you baby........got a liquid lunch for you too!

The greatest product

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yet to be invented...............Ex-girlfriend repellent!

Help!

Funny shit

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Turkish Delight

Ya gotta click it

A question for

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Bizatch, Jules, Dahpne, Farah and Me,

Do you try and kiss the guy right after he drops a load in your mouth?

And for the gals

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if any of you are squirters, I'd gladly take it on the face..............any day................

A female cooter judge

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Bloggin Bizatch welcome a board..............a few qualifying question for you.

1. Spit, swallow, duck or take it like a lady should......................on the lips/chin and cheek
2. Have you, at any time in your life, been tit fucked?
3. Do you like pearl necklaces?

Guys.............Two New

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targets to aim for .............Jules and Daphne.............just keep it out of the eyes

A hot swinger

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My experience with swingers is that most of them have been a little on the wrong side of attractive.

This girl, Lisa, seems to break that mold! Look at the body on this woman.

A how to guide

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for those who need some help.

Read it now, try it tonight, and thank me tomorrow!

Hey Farah.........

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How do you feel towards this topic..............Spit, Swallow, Duck or Take it Like a Lady?

Should someone from

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St. Joseph's University be looking at this blog?

Just pondering.

He Bangs!

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:::: Ricky Martin Foundation ::::

I wonder

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what Stephanie Klein has to say about facial ejaculation?

Question of the Day

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Is it rude or degrading to ejaculate on a woman's face?

Discuss.

So the girl

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in the office next to me keeps getting better and better looking, or it could be that her shirt is getting more and more low cut

Fucking phenomenal tits.

I may just have to take a bite!

While she does have a case of butter face, I could just have her ride me reverse cowgirl and get to play with her boobs and not see her face.

All of these gals

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want it!

Huh, I've never heard of that.

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The online dating service that no one wants to talk about, but everyone knows.

Why the fuss?

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Pam Anderson Kisses Lindsay Lohan on the Snatch?

No silly, on the mouth!

Don't see what the big deal is, there is much hotter stuff in porn.

Question of the Ages!

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After you drop a load in a chick's mouth, do you kiss her?

Experts agree..

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wine 'em, dine 'em and 69 'em is the way to go............

And the best way to woo women is...

LONDON (Reuters) - Forget expensive presents or costly jewelry. Wining and dining is the best way for men to woo women, scientists said Tuesday (continued... )

Chick Central

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If you hang in Toronto, the primo place to bird watch is Yorkville, especially during the spring and summer. The female to male ratio is about 3 to 1 and the hot chick to ugly chick ratio is about 3:1 as well.

The shirt are tight, the skirts are short and the smell of expensive perfume is in the air.

Grab a coffee, sit on the giant rock and watch the scenery walk by.

So you think

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she is going to go for it?

BBW's

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Something to ponder...........more bounce per ounce?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

T

Thoughts for the day

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Been a busy day at work..........not much time for snatch..........well a little:

-The girl from the office next to mine popped in to chat. Has a mild case of butter face, but not too bad if the room is dark and all i see is the top of her head or the crack of her ass. I may break a few rules for her.
-Have a request from BlogginBizatch to be a judge of the "cooter" contest. I said ok, but I think she needs to enter herself, or at least flash us her cooter!
-Also tossing around a hook up with the old camp flame.........ya I know, that breaks rules too, but she actually proposition me..............how is that!

Is there anything more annoying.........

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than getting a phone call from that ex-girlfriend you never wanted to hear from again?

You know, the one who said she gave up everything for you...............(in her early to mid twenties no less) but was too lazy to actually do anything for herself?

Here's to you baby............don't ever call me again!

Angry old man takes a shot

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at Stephanie Klein.

Buddy, if you have a daughter around Stephanie's age, you should ask her what she has been up to lately.................you may want to cover your ears!

Would you rather go blind or limp?

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Canada issues warning about Viagra vision loss - Yahoo! News

Here is one judge

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Mic of Stripper DJ fame has decided to join us as a judge.

A little hair will do you

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So it seems that lesbians, like NewYorkEx, are into a little hair on their vaginas.............as are many guys.

Having said that, I would never say no!

All is not as it seems

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It seems that my old camp flame is a little hard up at home. Why I don't know, cuz I would not let her get out of bed.

Spoken to her a zillion times on the phone.......I end up sweating every time I do!

Someone doesn't look happy

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Obviously, not a member of the large penis fan club!

But still a cutie!

I think we are going to need

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3 divisions for the Beautiful Vagina contest

1 for the celebrities like:
Jane Fonda
Sheryl Crow - The current girlfriend of Lance Armstrong

1 for the pseudo celebrities like:
Stephanie Klein
Lusty Lady
Michelle Malkin
and other blog personalities

and finally 1 for everyone else

Professional vagina beauties, like strippers and porn stars, will compete in the celebrity section

I think I will need some judges, so I would like to invite

IJC and Strip Club DJ (this guy used the jealous routine to land his current GF - proof that it works) to join me

Well, actually it is

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all about sex my good friend Orikinla. Without it, there would be no us!

Sorry about that

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I forgot to add Daphne to the list of Blog-Grrlz I would bed!

Tasty!

New York Ex: Thinking About "Becoming" A Lesbian?

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New York Ex: Thinking About "Becoming" A Lesbian?

mmmmmmmm...........lesbians!

Love Ya!

I would think I would get some support for the Beautiful Vagina contest from the carpet munching community. Come on Gals, how about some promotion!

Beautiful Vagina Contest.......older ladies needed

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Jane Fonda, we want you..................to enter our beautiful vagina contest!

Just take a snap of your snatch and send it off to us!

Are Men the New Women?

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Are men becoming soft? Are we letting women like Stephanie Klein and Lusty Lady steal our thunder..........we are the ones who are suppose to be rude, crude and lewd.............

Guys, you may be a girl if:

-You talk to other guys about your feelings;
-You want to cuddle after sex; and
-You have a good knowledge of body hair waxing and facial cleansers.

Men, it is time eat some raw meat and start acting like the Neanderthal that you are! Stop whining and start fucking!

So I am meeting

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my old camp flame for coffee again after work.

I gotta admit that we spend hours talking on the phone at work. I am quite smitten with her (and i don't get smitten usually).

Still looks like she has a great body on her. I remember her boobs.........not too big, not too small......large b/small c. Looks about 120lbs.

Husband sounds a little weird. Has already dropped a few hints that things are rocky.

And our first contestant is...........

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well for the sake of confidentiality.........we are
calling her #1. Unless of course she wants to out her
self in the comment section.

It's time to vote, but I would hate to see #1
snatch this contest without any competition!

Still waiting for entries from:

LustyLady
Stephanie Kline
Me
Michelle Malkin

and anyone else who wants to take a shot at the tiara!

Almost busted

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I was at a wedding a while back with my wife.................turns out I slept with the bride's sister about a year ago.....................turns out she has been married for 3 years.

Guess who avoided me all night?

Girls are just as sneaky...............................

I think

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Farah just got booted from the Queen of the Blog-Grrlz by Lusty Lady (don't worry Far..........I'd still go down on you anytime.....)

Tell me that you don't love third wave feminism. Guys, pick up an issue of Bust Magazine..........you will want to fuck the next feminist you cross, just ask them if they read Bust and you know they are a wildcat in the sack

Trust me, these chicks love their vaginas.............and ya gotta love them for that!

Karl Rove Penis Contest

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Just so no one can accuse me of being sexist (for the beautiful vagina contest), I have decided to launch the first annual Karl Rove Penis Contest.

The person whose penis looks most like Karl Rove wins.............the dead line to enter is two weeks today

Send in those pics

A great article by Rachel Kramer Bussel!

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Lusty Lady by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Now you know why I want her in the beautiful vagina contest!

(pseudo) Celebrity Blog-grrlz I'd like to see

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enter the beautiful vagina contest:

Michelle Malkin: Smart, conservative and hot - must have a great looking vagina. Looks like a landing strip type of gal

Ana Marie Cox: Editor of wonkette - I say she shaves it all

Stephanie Klein: Prove that you are a real red head..............show us your fire bush

Rachel Kramer Bussel: Just take a look

Another Blog Grrl we would bed

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Her's truly, Ana Marie Cox, editor of Wonkette.

With a name like Cox, how could you not want to?

Older???

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Barbara may be older, but she is still a hottie..............a definite addition to the blog-grrlz list!

Boo Hoo.......I used to be a fat chick

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Hey it's Stephanie Klein (aka........I was a fat chick, now I am a hot chick and for some reason someone gave me a book deal)

Well she's hot now and can orgasm from penetration and so she makes the list of Bloggrrlz I'd like to bed. Claims that she likes to talk dirty.................wonder how much of it she can take?

Our first photo

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comes from Daphne........I'll post it as soon as possible.

While she does have a beautiful vagina, I would hate to see her win the contest without any competition.

Let's see 'em ladies

Talk about being repressed

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I think keith isn't getting any at home, either that or he hasn't come to terms with his small penis yet.

Dude, its alright, we are here to help

Why sex on the beach sucks

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Let's face it, there are certain parts of your body that don't work well with sand.

If you want to try it out, toss a little sand in the KY and get back to me

It's getting pretty intense here folks

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So this hottie with a giant rack and I have been corresponding.Cubicle Hell.

Bets on if we hit it?

Why Jewish Girls Rock

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Not only do they make a mean matzo ball, they love to fuck........on filmJews in Porn

How I would play Farah

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If I was intent on working Farah's tight body over, I would definitely have to be creative.

I would probably strike the "I'm gay and I bet you can't convert me, no matter how good your blow jobs are"

This tact requires a fair amount of time and energy, but works about 50% of the time as long as you don't rush it.

Isn't she like 15?

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Leann Rimes Goes Porn Shopping

Wow, amazing what a few years lets you do!

I have to admit

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when it comes to bedding chicks............i'm thinking of changing my policy.

Hot chicks only! Or if they arent hot, they either have to swallow or be into anal

The Philisophical Question of the Day

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Asked by Ross - What is wrong with a dildo up the arse?

thoughts?

Could this be too twisted

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even for me?

Is there anything better

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than a girl with a hard ass?

Blackpany

Daphne

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Another blog chick I would definately love to bed

Daphne's Dirty Laundry

Spit or swallow darling?

Do you think that these two

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would be into a 3 some.............I like the sound of the girl

. . . sweetness follows

I wonder if Mike would allow me to borrow Michelle?

Tell me this girl isn't cute

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honestly, tell me she isn't.

There is some nudity involved in this one

What to do when you can't get enough porn

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Take it with you
SonyÂs PSP Now Also a Wireless Web Browser

-Last month, Sony decided to give its blessing for PSP adult videos after a number of announcements from porn distributors in Japan and in the United States. It uses the universal media disc, or UMD, format for playback, enabling the console to play games or videos recorded on optical discs 2.3 inches in diameter.

Ah those good oldJapanesee, could you expect anything less from the people who brought you the Bukakke?

So, I was on the subway

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yesterday and in walked this girl with the most phenomenal set of breasts. You could not help but stare.

She was wearing a tight, low cut brown shirt that showed a little bit of skin at the bottom. Probably about a d cup on a 100 lbs body.............some girls are just gifted that way.

Would have been an insane tit fuck

Does anything sound funnier

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than when a girl tries to talk with a penis in her mouth (as in the middle of a blow job)? Julia has a habit of doing this. It is always good for a laugh

Problem #1: What do you do

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when one of the girls you are banging (to use Farah"I like to bang"'s term), catches you with another girl you are sleeping with.............and you have given both of them fake names, and different ones at that?

Here are the solutions

1. Fake sick and start vomiting - trust me that works
2. Pull the Taxi routine - You talkin' ta me? In other words, pretend not to know the chick when she comes to talk to you. This gets them even more revved up
3. Introduce them and tell them the whole truth - Yes, I gave both of you different names and slept with you both in the past week. You have a 50/50 chance of scoring a three some or a slap

Big Penis

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I wish I had one. Like Lex Steele big. Not that I have anything to complain about but there is something about watching a girl get worked over by a 12 inch penis.

How do you chicks feel about massive manhoods?

It's the second

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cumming of jesus christ. Me thinks doth protest too much

Coffee with the old flame

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after work yesterday. Still has the body of an 18 year old............that is a good thing.

Has been married for just over a year to an American who she met while working abroad.

Talked about life, relationships, etc

Said she doesnt believe in divorce......................

Guess who left a message for me already this morning

Meat Flaps!

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Any one have any experience with meat flaps.................if you have to ask, you just don't know!

A 15 Minute Sex Tape......

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Now that is embarrasing, no wonder Colin Ferrell wants to keep it out of the public domain.............that's like a quarter way through a good blow job for me.