tryst (trst) n. 1. An agreement, as between lovers, to meet at a certain time and place. 2. A meeting or meeting place that has been agreed on.

Friday, July 15, 2005

So what have we learned to day

  1. Nipples, much like, penii (plural of penis) are sensitive little critters, so don't over do it. Having said that, a little lubrication can do wonders.
  2. Standing a girl up is a legitimate part of romancing a girl
  3. Making a girl jealous is also a legitimate way of romancing a girl

I'm driving Julia home again. Nothing happened yesterday night, on purpose. While Julia was changing/going to the washroom, I cased her living room.

Guess what I found, behind some classical literature -always look in the least obvious space first -Julia's porn collection. Not large, but big enough. I slipped on in the DVD before I left and then shut the machine down.

When I get to her place, I'll go over to her TV, fake some confusion about how to work the contraptions - like 3 or 4 remotes - and lo and behold, her DVD player will suddenly spring to life

Julia, that is some move you have in your DVD!

Yes there is a chance that she found the movie last night, but if she did, I have a good idea of what she was up to after I left?

7 Comments:

Blogger Far said...

your so sneaky.. i cant believe ppl actually do shit like this LOL

4:10 PM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

its all part of the game, beautiful

4:15 PM

 
Blogger Far said...

shit your making me lose whatever faith i have left in men (which isnt much btw)... i really gotta stop reading this lol

4:17 PM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

For a beauty like you, a lack of faith in men is only good common sense

4:19 PM

 
Blogger B.A.D.D. said...

I can't wait for the post where you bring home an STD to your wife.

9:18 PM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

Thanks for the wishes.

Call U Next Tuesday

8:13 AM

 
Anonymous PureMood said...

yikes that was harsh... while i'm all about being monogamous.... i wouldn't wish an STD upon your wife.

12:46 AM

 

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