tryst (trst) n. 1. An agreement, as between lovers, to meet at a certain time and place. 2. A meeting or meeting place that has been agreed on.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Problem #1: What do you do

when one of the girls you are banging (to use Farah"I like to bang"'s term), catches you with another girl you are sleeping with.............and you have given both of them fake names, and different ones at that?

Here are the solutions

1. Fake sick and start vomiting - trust me that works
2. Pull the Taxi routine - You talkin' ta me? In other words, pretend not to know the chick when she comes to talk to you. This gets them even more revved up
3. Introduce them and tell them the whole truth - Yes, I gave both of you different names and slept with you both in the past week. You have a 50/50 chance of scoring a three some or a slap

4 Comments:

Blogger Far said...

How do you remember what name you give to each girl?? And HOW do YOU get caught??

11:09 AM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

cuz sometimes you have to take a bird out so there is a chance you run into someone else.

The trick is to keep cool

So when can we have a drink?

11:24 AM

 
Blogger Far said...

but then how can you be sure your wife wont see you or one of her friends??

10:26 PM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

I know her routine and I make sure the meeting is far away

9:31 AM

 

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