tryst (trst) n. 1. An agreement, as between lovers, to meet at a certain time and place. 2. A meeting or meeting place that has been agreed on.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Daily Dose of Advice for the Gals

While in general, guys need more help understanding girls than girls need help understanding guys, there is, in my opinion, where many girls fall short.

Hand Jobs.

Say what? Yes, hand jobs.

Darlings, the penis is not a prize nor is it removable, so when giving a hand job, please do not give us the impression that you are looking to yank it off and take it home with you. Without lubrication, you have to be a tad gentle.

Thank you on behalf of all the men, even the lame two-minute men.

2 Comments:

Blogger Girl in Progress said...

Same goes for nipples. Breasts are attached, you know. A little rough can be good, mutilation, not soo good.

3:35 PM

 
Blogger Tryst said...

Great advice!

7:40 AM

 

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