tryst (trst) n. 1. An agreement, as between lovers, to meet at a certain time and place. 2. A meeting or meeting place that has been agreed on.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

What is more important

when picking up a chick:

  • A bulge in the wallet, or
  • A bulge in the crotch.

Passed around like a porn magazine in a cell block

I've got a request for the "Tryst-Babes"

Bizatch, Jules, Dahpne, Farah and Me (as well as Stephanie Klein, Zaftig Jones, and Lusty Lady)

Join me for a reverse gang bang darlings.................see who is the last man (or girl standing)

Can compare notes afterwards.

Let me know

Friday, July 29, 2005

Real Fake Tits Are Back!

End to silicone ban appears likely - Yahoo! News

In the car now

So what is the etiquette after fucking a girl in the ass and then cumming in her you kiss her on the lips when you leave?

I didn't..........................does that make me an asshole?

Blogging to you all the way

from Ajax............via the Crackberry

Tanya/Tiffany/Tisha..........what ever the fuck her name is, is just in the washroom (rinsing her mouth out I hope, considering what I just did to her)

Little does she know she has some new found celebrity...........

too bad this thing doesn't have a came or you would have some snatch-shots to look at

Time to run

out to Ajax for my lunch time snatch snack!

Hopefully the girl has a small vibrator.......I love the feeling of one in my ass during a blow job

I meeting this chick at her apartment.............not a motel girl

Karl Rove Having an Affair?

Oh no, not him too?

He is for sure the type of prick that drops a load of cum in a girl's eye....for sure.

The Karl Rove Affair

Can you imagine the guy naked?

Advice of the day: Your Kids

Not how to rear them, how to use get laid.

Make sure they are young enough so they can't for the most part they have to be under 1 year old. Then you can play the whole single daddy routine. Makes them melt.

Just make sure you use a condom, cuz some of these gurlz may think you are the baby makin' type of guy and forget to mention that they aren't on the pill. I think this must get a lot of those Black (and white) rappers who have a few kids, all with different mothers.

Its that time of the month again boys and girls.......

time for another lunch time internet hook up!

Today's contested is a 5'8 black haired beauty from Ajax Ontario named Tanya. Says she likes watching lesbian porn and having anal sex (hopefully at the same time) Her favorite sexual experience was the 4 man gang bang she had last summer when she was stoned on coke.

Here's to you a liquid lunch for you too!

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The greatest product

yet to be invented...............Ex-girlfriend repellent!


Funny shit

Turkish Delight

Ya gotta click it

A question for

Bizatch, Jules, Dahpne, Farah and Me,

Do you try and kiss the guy right after he drops a load in your mouth?

And for the gals

if any of you are squirters, I'd gladly take it on the face..............any day................

A female cooter judge

Bloggin Bizatch welcome a board..............a few qualifying question for you.

1. Spit, swallow, duck or take it like a lady should......................on the lips/chin and cheek
2. Have you, at any time in your life, been tit fucked?
3. Do you like pearl necklaces?

Guys.............Two New

targets to aim for .............Jules and Daphne.............just keep it out of the eyes

A hot swinger

My experience with swingers is that most of them have been a little on the wrong side of attractive.

This girl, Lisa, seems to break that mold! Look at the body on this woman.

A how to guide

for those who need some help.

Read it now, try it tonight, and thank me tomorrow!

Hey Farah.........

How do you feel towards this topic..............Spit, Swallow, Duck or Take it Like a Lady?

Should someone from

St. Joseph's University be looking at this blog?

Just pondering.

He Bangs!

:::: Ricky Martin Foundation ::::

I wonder

what Stephanie Klein has to say about facial ejaculation?

Question of the Day

Is it rude or degrading to ejaculate on a woman's face?


So the girl

in the office next to me keeps getting better and better looking, or it could be that her shirt is getting more and more low cut

Fucking phenomenal tits.

I may just have to take a bite!

While she does have a case of butter face, I could just have her ride me reverse cowgirl and get to play with her boobs and not see her face.

All of these gals

want it!

Huh, I've never heard of that.

The online dating service that no one wants to talk about, but everyone knows.

Why the fuss?

Pam Anderson Kisses Lindsay Lohan on the Snatch?

No silly, on the mouth!

Don't see what the big deal is, there is much hotter stuff in porn.

Question of the Ages!

After you drop a load in a chick's mouth, do you kiss her?

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Experts agree..

wine 'em, dine 'em and 69 'em is the way to go............

And the best way to woo women is...

LONDON (Reuters) - Forget expensive presents or costly jewelry. Wining and dining is the best way for men to woo women, scientists said Tuesday (continued... )

Chick Central

If you hang in Toronto, the primo place to bird watch is Yorkville, especially during the spring and summer. The female to male ratio is about 3 to 1 and the hot chick to ugly chick ratio is about 3:1 as well.

The shirt are tight, the skirts are short and the smell of expensive perfume is in the air.

Grab a coffee, sit on the giant rock and watch the scenery walk by.

So you think

she is going to go for it?


Something to ponder...........more bounce per ounce?

Discuss amongst yourselves.


Thoughts for the day

Been a busy day at work..........not much time for snatch..........well a little:

-The girl from the office next to mine popped in to chat. Has a mild case of butter face, but not too bad if the room is dark and all i see is the top of her head or the crack of her ass. I may break a few rules for her.
-Have a request from BlogginBizatch to be a judge of the "cooter" contest. I said ok, but I think she needs to enter herself, or at least flash us her cooter!
-Also tossing around a hook up with the old camp flame.........ya I know, that breaks rules too, but she actually proposition is that!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Is there anything more annoying.........

than getting a phone call from that ex-girlfriend you never wanted to hear from again?

You know, the one who said she gave up everything for you...............(in her early to mid twenties no less) but was too lazy to actually do anything for herself?

Here's to you baby............don't ever call me again!

Angry old man takes a shot

at Stephanie Klein.

Buddy, if you have a daughter around Stephanie's age, you should ask her what she has been up to may want to cover your ears!

Would you rather go blind or limp?

Canada issues warning about Viagra vision loss - Yahoo! News

Here is one judge

Mic of Stripper DJ fame has decided to join us as a judge.

A little hair will do you

So it seems that lesbians, like NewYorkEx, are into a little hair on their are many guys.

Having said that, I would never say no!

All is not as it seems

It seems that my old camp flame is a little hard up at home. Why I don't know, cuz I would not let her get out of bed.

Spoken to her a zillion times on the phone.......I end up sweating every time I do!

Someone doesn't look happy

Obviously, not a member of the large penis fan club!

But still a cutie!

I think we are going to need

3 divisions for the Beautiful Vagina contest

1 for the celebrities like:
Jane Fonda
Sheryl Crow - The current girlfriend of Lance Armstrong

1 for the pseudo celebrities like:
Stephanie Klein
Lusty Lady
Michelle Malkin
and other blog personalities

and finally 1 for everyone else

Professional vagina beauties, like strippers and porn stars, will compete in the celebrity section

I think I will need some judges, so I would like to invite

IJC and Strip Club DJ (this guy used the jealous routine to land his current GF - proof that it works) to join me

Well, actually it is

all about sex my good friend Orikinla. Without it, there would be no us!

Sorry about that

I forgot to add Daphne to the list of Blog-Grrlz I would bed!


New York Ex: Thinking About "Becoming" A Lesbian?

New York Ex: Thinking About "Becoming" A Lesbian?


Love Ya!

I would think I would get some support for the Beautiful Vagina contest from the carpet munching community. Come on Gals, how about some promotion!

Beautiful Vagina Contest.......older ladies needed

Jane Fonda, we want enter our beautiful vagina contest!

Just take a snap of your snatch and send it off to us!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Are Men the New Women?

Are men becoming soft? Are we letting women like Stephanie Klein and Lusty Lady steal our thunder..........we are the ones who are suppose to be rude, crude and lewd.............

Guys, you may be a girl if:

-You talk to other guys about your feelings;
-You want to cuddle after sex; and
-You have a good knowledge of body hair waxing and facial cleansers.

Men, it is time eat some raw meat and start acting like the Neanderthal that you are! Stop whining and start fucking!

So I am meeting

my old camp flame for coffee again after work.

I gotta admit that we spend hours talking on the phone at work. I am quite smitten with her (and i don't get smitten usually).

Still looks like she has a great body on her. I remember her boobs.........not too big, not too small......large b/small c. Looks about 120lbs.

Husband sounds a little weird. Has already dropped a few hints that things are rocky.

And our first contestant is...........

well for the sake of confidentiality.........we are
calling her #1. Unless of course she wants to out her
self in the comment section.

It's time to vote, but I would hate to see #1
snatch this contest without any competition!

Still waiting for entries from:

Stephanie Kline
Michelle Malkin

and anyone else who wants to take a shot at the tiara!

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Almost busted

I was at a wedding a while back with my wife.................turns out I slept with the bride's sister about a year ago.....................turns out she has been married for 3 years.

Guess who avoided me all night?

Girls are just as sneaky...............................

I think

Farah just got booted from the Queen of the Blog-Grrlz by Lusty Lady (don't worry Far..........I'd still go down on you anytime.....)

Tell me that you don't love third wave feminism. Guys, pick up an issue of Bust will want to fuck the next feminist you cross, just ask them if they read Bust and you know they are a wildcat in the sack

Trust me, these chicks love their vaginas.............and ya gotta love them for that!

Karl Rove Penis Contest

Just so no one can accuse me of being sexist (for the beautiful vagina contest), I have decided to launch the first annual Karl Rove Penis Contest.

The person whose penis looks most like Karl Rove wins.............the dead line to enter is two weeks today

Send in those pics

A great article by Rachel Kramer Bussel!

Lusty Lady by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Now you know why I want her in the beautiful vagina contest!

(pseudo) Celebrity Blog-grrlz I'd like to see

enter the beautiful vagina contest:

Michelle Malkin: Smart, conservative and hot - must have a great looking vagina. Looks like a landing strip type of gal

Ana Marie Cox: Editor of wonkette - I say she shaves it all

Stephanie Klein: Prove that you are a real red us your fire bush

Rachel Kramer Bussel: Just take a look

Another Blog Grrl we would bed

Her's truly, Ana Marie Cox, editor of Wonkette.

With a name like Cox, how could you not want to?


Barbara may be older, but she is still a hottie..............a definite addition to the blog-grrlz list!

Boo Hoo.......I used to be a fat chick

Hey it's Stephanie Klein (aka........I was a fat chick, now I am a hot chick and for some reason someone gave me a book deal)

Well she's hot now and can orgasm from penetration and so she makes the list of Bloggrrlz I'd like to bed. Claims that she likes to talk dirty.................wonder how much of it she can take?

Our first photo

comes from Daphne........I'll post it as soon as possible.

While she does have a beautiful vagina, I would hate to see her win the contest without any competition.

Let's see 'em ladies

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Talk about being repressed

I think keith isn't getting any at home, either that or he hasn't come to terms with his small penis yet.

Dude, its alright, we are here to help

Friday, July 22, 2005

Why sex on the beach sucks

Let's face it, there are certain parts of your body that don't work well with sand.

If you want to try it out, toss a little sand in the KY and get back to me

It's getting pretty intense here folks

So this hottie with a giant rack and I have been corresponding.Cubicle Hell.

Bets on if we hit it?

Why Jewish Girls Rock

Not only do they make a mean matzo ball, they love to fuck........on filmJews in Porn

How I would play Farah

If I was intent on working Farah's tight body over, I would definitely have to be creative.

I would probably strike the "I'm gay and I bet you can't convert me, no matter how good your blow jobs are"

This tact requires a fair amount of time and energy, but works about 50% of the time as long as you don't rush it.

Isn't she like 15?

Leann Rimes Goes Porn Shopping

Wow, amazing what a few years lets you do!

I have to admit

when it comes to bedding chicks............i'm thinking of changing my policy.

Hot chicks only! Or if they arent hot, they either have to swallow or be into anal

The Philisophical Question of the Day

Asked by Ross - What is wrong with a dildo up the arse?


Could this be too twisted

even for me?

Is there anything better

than a girl with a hard ass?



Another blog chick I would definately love to bed

Daphne's Dirty Laundry

Spit or swallow darling?

Do you think that these two

would be into a 3 some.............I like the sound of the girl

. . . sweetness follows

I wonder if Mike would allow me to borrow Michelle?

Tell me this girl isn't cute

honestly, tell me she isn't.

There is some nudity involved in this one

What to do when you can't get enough porn

Take it with you
Sony’s PSP Now Also a Wireless Web Browser

-Last month, Sony decided to give its blessing for PSP adult videos after a number of announcements from porn distributors in Japan and in the United States. It uses the universal media disc, or UMD, format for playback, enabling the console to play games or videos recorded on optical discs 2.3 inches in diameter.

Ah those good oldJapanesee, could you expect anything less from the people who brought you the Bukakke?

So, I was on the subway

yesterday and in walked this girl with the most phenomenal set of breasts. You could not help but stare.

She was wearing a tight, low cut brown shirt that showed a little bit of skin at the bottom. Probably about a d cup on a 100 lbs body.............some girls are just gifted that way.

Would have been an insane tit fuck

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Does anything sound funnier

than when a girl tries to talk with a penis in her mouth (as in the middle of a blow job)? Julia has a habit of doing this. It is always good for a laugh

Problem #1: What do you do

when one of the girls you are banging (to use Farah"I like to bang"'s term), catches you with another girl you are sleeping with.............and you have given both of them fake names, and different ones at that?

Here are the solutions

1. Fake sick and start vomiting - trust me that works
2. Pull the Taxi routine - You talkin' ta me? In other words, pretend not to know the chick when she comes to talk to you. This gets them even more revved up
3. Introduce them and tell them the whole truth - Yes, I gave both of you different names and slept with you both in the past week. You have a 50/50 chance of scoring a three some or a slap

Big Penis

I wish I had one. Like Lex Steele big. Not that I have anything to complain about but there is something about watching a girl get worked over by a 12 inch penis.

How do you chicks feel about massive manhoods?

It's the second

cumming of jesus christ. Me thinks doth protest too much

Coffee with the old flame

after work yesterday. Still has the body of an 18 year old............that is a good thing.

Has been married for just over a year to an American who she met while working abroad.

Talked about life, relationships, etc

Said she doesnt believe in divorce......................

Guess who left a message for me already this morning

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Meat Flaps!

Any one have any experience with meat flaps.................if you have to ask, you just don't know!

A 15 Minute Sex Tape......

Now that is embarrasing, no wonder Colin Ferrell wants to keep it out of the public domain.............that's like a quarter way through a good blow job for me.

Is Jude Law taking

his Alfie character a little too far?

Jude got caught cuz he didn't follow my rules - don't cheat with anyone who knows who you are!
Now of course being a celebrity doesn't do much for anonymity, but that is the price of fame isn't it.

Spit or Swallow?

How does a lady decide?

Is it the taste?

Is it how cute the guy is?

Has he made you orgasm first?

And if you don't swollow, where does it end up?

Someone by the name of

Anonymous sounds a little jealous. My guess is that they are a repressed, up tight right wing christian conservative who secretly yearns to take a dildo up the ass.

But that is just a guess

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

On Tap for Tomorrow

  1. Find out the answer to the world's oldest question - spit or swollow -how does a girl decide?
  2. Gather more contestants for the beautiful vagina contest
  3. Meet the old flame for coffee in the afternoon - this will let me dodge julia

What do you mean it staged?

For any of you desperate guys out there, it looks like the BangBus is a staged event.

Just a thought..............what is the difference between porn stars (non-stars) and prostitutes?

Oh ya, I got Julia to do bangbus stuff with out it costing me a buck.............wanna see the video?

Why does this seem gross?

Got the lead on this from Fleshbot. Why do twin sister porn stars seem a little too "out there" for me?

While we have all had the fantasies, I somehow think the reality of being with two sisters at once may be a little gross. Having said that, see this quote from Roman Polanski.

Can a guy ever say no

to a beautiful girl who loves giving blow jobs?

Julia, that girl will be the death of me!

There is a website for everything

Vaginal Beauty

Hey Farah

Nice beaver, you are a shoe-in!


I got roped in to driving Julia home again tonight............poor me.

So if you live in Boston

and like to get "jiggy with it", you may want to check this out

Gotta love

a girl that uses the term "banged". Question though, is she doing the "banging" or getting "banged"?

Vagina Beauty Contest

Here's a thought, and I know I will catch some flack for it, but what the hell.

Lets have the "First Annual Vagina Beauty Contest"

Ladies, send in a picture of your favorite flower in all of its glory, i'll post them and readers can vote on the prettiest vagina. No graphic pictures of sexual intercourse, just vaginas.

Winner gets the satisfaction of having the most beautiful vagina and a little tiara for the pubic hair.

The last time

Tonight will be the last time that I have sex with Julia, at least for a while. I am just not in to the routine thing. If i can see her ever 3 or 4 weeks that would be excellent.

She is a kinky bird thats for sure...........loves keeping her boots on during sex. Also she keeps the lights on and her eyes open when we go at it, she loves to watch. Also wants me to come with her to a swinging club

I often get asked

Tryst, what is the magical position that always makes women orgasm?

"Easy", I respond. "Which ever one I am doing!".

Just kidding, however I am often asked what position do girls like the most, and while not being a girl, I can't really tell you, but I can say I often get good results drilling for oil

Tool #4 continued

When doing the business card thing, think of a cool esoteric job, something that a person will remember.

Also, get good cards, do not run them off of your computer

Honesty, yes honesty

"I did not have sex with two air stewardesses, certainly not at the same time," the director said. "It would be something that I would not miss if I had the opportunity," he added

-Roman Polanski testifying via video link from Paris in a libel trial against the publishers of Vanity Fair magazine for a 2002 article which alleged he tried to seduce a "Swedish beauty" while on the way to his slain wife's funeral in 1969 (read the article here)

The Clitoris continued

Thought this would be a helpful site. Girls, if you have any suggests, please chime in. I know that most of you, thank god, aren't shy about it!

I'm always looking to improve my game!

Is it a loaded question

to ask your partner if they ever fantasize about having sex with another partner?

No honey, your impotence doesn't bother me at all?
No dear, I don't mind the fact that you haven't given me head in 19 months. I never really liked it to begin with.

Tool #4 - Fake Business Cards


Create some fake business cards to go with your cover story

Works like a charm

Monday, July 18, 2005

Hitting the Nail on the Head

I think Jules hit it..............the difference between men and women. Women need trust, men just need a body.

Hey Farah

You've been really quite about your vagina...........

Why Oh Why?

Well PM and Jules, thanks for your interest?

Why? Why not?

To me women are like a buffet, can't have just one serving..............surely you two must have thought of men other than your husbands?


So, I got this email earlier today

as I alluded to in an earlier post, from a girl I met at camp about 10 years ago.

She did a google search for me , found an old address, and sent me an email, asking if I remembered her.

I rarely check that particular email.

We have been talking all morning. She has been married for about a year.

We are meeting for coffee later this week.

Is the Penis Gross?

PM suggest that some women may find the penis visually unappealing. While this doesn't surprise me, as the one-eyed trouser monster can be a little intimidating, it is refreshing to see all of these women who are comfortable with their vaginas in all their pink glory.

While I could have been wrong with my initial assumptions about women and their appreciation for the female apparatus, it could also be that the lovelies who read this blog are simply strong, confident women (three cheers for you!)

STD for You, STD for Me, STD for Everyone, They Don't Cost Money,

They are Free.

If you are going to wish an STD upon me, at least have the balls to sign your name to it.........even a pseudonym

Spelling it out for the guys

Jules really spells it out for the guys out there!

What an amazing post!

Oh ya, just got an email from an old summertime gf from when I was 18. Talk about out of the blue!

Sunday, July 17, 2005

A lesson for the men

I thought I would take this opportunity to share a little secret with the average man out there.

Its call the nice to it, and its owner will be nice to you.

Keep an eye on the blog to pick up some tips.

Ladies, feel free to add your input, in fact consider it the price of admission.

The first part of the lesson will show you a picture of the clitoris, the second, what to do with it when some goddess has given you the privilege of touching hers


Julia has the vagina of a goddess.......................and the sex drive of an 18 year old boy.........which is pretty insane in an 26 year old girl.

Wow it was a hard weekend...........had to "work" all saturday!

Vagina Vagina Vagina

Gran loves her vagina. Good to see!

Another Defender

I think PM is in to me as well..............Looks like Farah has some competition!

Don't worry PM, I won't say a word to the hubby. Farah probably has the advantage cuz she is in Toronto..........and has bigger boobs.

I'm sure your vagina is wonderful

PM. Thanks for the input, but I still say that not enough women love their vaginas.

Part of the problem, I think anyways, is that even girls think vaginas are gross.

I think what women need is the female equivalent to the Washington Monument or Tower of Pisa. Yes there are tons of open pit mines around the world, but they lack a certain artistry.

Vaginas are Beautiful!

Aren't they guys (and girls)?

Why is it so many girls are self consious or insecure about the look of their vaginas?

To me, the vagina is like a flower, none are alike, but all are beautiful.

Anyone agree? Disagree?

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Advice of the day for the Girls -coiffure

Public hair that is.

We all have it.

Girls, for some reason some of you have it drummed in your head that you should remove all of it.

Stop it!

Nothing wrong with keeping the penis garage neat and tidy, but keep a little hair down there, even if it just a landing strip or cute little design, it lets us know that you have at least gone through puberty.

Wishing evil

on me?

Shame on you. Shame on you.

What have I ever done to you?

Friday, July 15, 2005

This is Revolting (Do Not Do This!)

People who do this sort of thing should be shot!

Well, maybe not shot, but video taped having sex with a butt ugly person and then posting the tape to the net.

Tools of the Trade - Tool #3 - voice mail

Guys (and girls who are following along),

This tool requires you to spend a little bit of money. Set yourself up with a voice mail or answering service (go for the voice mail - and get a funky message that makes people laugh)

This gives you a number to give out to people.

Its not an expense, its an investment in yourself.


Sweet Marie seemed to interpret my post to mean that I have something against fat chicks. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I have been with my fair share of chicks that have been less than svelte (Come on guys, who hasn't?............Ya, right, you only sleep with models). They are lots of fun, have great personalities plus they try really hard. In fact there is an old adage about fat girls (not my original quote):

"Fat girls are like scooters, lots of fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you on one!"

So what have we learned to day

  1. Nipples, much like, penii (plural of penis) are sensitive little critters, so don't over do it. Having said that, a little lubrication can do wonders.
  2. Standing a girl up is a legitimate part of romancing a girl
  3. Making a girl jealous is also a legitimate way of romancing a girl

I'm driving Julia home again. Nothing happened yesterday night, on purpose. While Julia was changing/going to the washroom, I cased her living room.

Guess what I found, behind some classical literature -always look in the least obvious space first -Julia's porn collection. Not large, but big enough. I slipped on in the DVD before I left and then shut the machine down.

When I get to her place, I'll go over to her TV, fake some confusion about how to work the contraptions - like 3 or 4 remotes - and lo and behold, her DVD player will suddenly spring to life

Julia, that is some move you have in your DVD!

Yes there is a chance that she found the movie last night, but if she did, I have a good idea of what she was up to after I left?

More nipple advice - From an authority on the matter

Look's like Tara is an expert on nipple stimulation, she has a great tip for nipple play!

I wonder what gets Tara's juices flowing!

Love ya darling!

Just so you know

It wasn't Julia who I stood up. It was this other chick I met off of the net, think her name was michelle or rochelle, what ever.

I'll log on to MSN later and tell her that I got into a small fender bender and therefor ended up missing our meeting.

Julia on the other hand, I made sure she saw me with another chick today. She is so sweet, i have caught her walking by my office a few times today. She doesnt even work on my floor.

Push those buttons baby!

Wanna know how to really mess with a girl's head

especially if she is cheating on a bf

Stand her up

Confuses the hell out of them and pisses them off

Nipples have feelings too!

Tip of the day for the guys

Comes from Melissa - be gentle

Guys, nipples are not short wave radio dials. Don't use them to tune in Tokyo!

Unlike in porn movies, where girls often have fake boobs, with reduced sensitivity, real ones have feelings!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

The drive home

was lots of fun with Julia.

You tell me if she is into me after I tell you this story.

I drive a standard car.........5 speed. Julia insisted on shifting gears with me as she has never driven standard. so for the 30 minute drive home, she held on to my hand.

How you like dem apples

Daily Dose of Advice for the Gals

While in general, guys need more help understanding girls than girls need help understanding guys, there is, in my opinion, where many girls fall short.

Hand Jobs.

Say what? Yes, hand jobs.

Darlings, the penis is not a prize nor is it removable, so when giving a hand job, please do not give us the impression that you are looking to yank it off and take it home with you. Without lubrication, you have to be a tad gentle.

Thank you on behalf of all the men, even the lame two-minute men.


do i do this?

Why do people gamble? Why do they do drugs? Why do they parachute?

Cuz its a rush

Pure and's the thrill of the "kill" and the challenge.

It's like hunting, except that you don't have a gun, and the targets are a lot prettier (and smell amazing) :)

The Game Plan For Julia

Here's how I am going to play Julia tonight.

If experience tells me anything, she will make a play for me tonight. The girl would have jumped me last night if I had not left when I did

My reaction will be "I am not sure if I am comfortable with this situation, you know, messing around on your bf and all". I'll play the victim and "give" Julia control

Typically, once a girl is straddling your thighs, leaning in to kiss you, the last thing they are worried about is the bf, but they love the idea of "being bad", so chance are, I'll hear something like, "I can keep a secret if you can?"

Guess whose driving Julia home



Time to mess with her head some more..........she deserves it for contemplating going behind her bf's back.

Tools of the Trade - Tool #2

This is a real basic one.

Be good in bed. Guys, watch some standard porn, and then do the exact opposite. In other words, it isn't all about you.

If you believe what women tell you, you would be amazed how many two minute men there are out there

The Bank

Just got back from the bank. Right behind me in line was this carmel-skinned goddess. Looked like she was indian or at least half indian, maybe arabic.

Fitted tight shirt, exposing just a little bit of skin at the bottom. Fitted pants.

Clearly in the G-String Camp

Almost broke a rule for this one.

I wonder if this was Farah?

Farah, have you staked out my haunts?

Where is she?

Where the heck is Farah?


How things went with Julia

So I gave Julia a lift home.............I think she is interested in me. I could tell by the signals she was giving off.

She stood relatively close to me in an empty elevator.......grazed against me twice.

When we got to her place, she invited me in for a drink

She changed in to a pair of short shorts and we sat for an hour talking, mostly about how her bf is so far away as he just got transferred to Vancouver for work. Said that she will probably follow him out there.

She has a great laugh and is very tactile............touched my thigh about 5 times while we were talking

When it was time for me to leave, she got a little closer to I put my hand for a handshake, averting a kiss, and said goodbye.

Now some of you guys may say, Tryst, you're an idiot. But trust me on this, it is the way to play it. This girl will be thinking about me all day today.............

Plus it is also hot as hell again and I "live" close by to here so I bet I drive her home again

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Hey Hey Julia

With your crazy sense of humor.............Lyric from Robert Palmer song

Drive home with julia was great.........turns out she is in a long distance relationship

Talked for an hour

Then hit it with Ali rocked, but now I'm bored of her

Bye Bye Ali

So it seems

that there are a few other chicks that don't like seeing girls in clothing that is too tight for their bodies. Thanks for the input Mercy

An excellent movie to watch

Caught an advanced screening of the Wedding Crashers.........came away with some great refresher tips of what to do and what not to do.

Still deciding what character to play for Julia.

Just got the car ready

Stashed the baby seats in the trunk of the car.

I have a meeting for 8 pm set up with Ali as well I will have some time to play the J girl after work.

Anyone betting

if Farah and I hit it?

Tools of The Trade - Tool #1

In order to play the game, you need to have the right tools.

Story: You need to have a few stories, or screenplays if you will, because all of life is a play. Come up with an identity or two and background to go with it. Nothing to complicated as that gets tricky when you have to keep the facts straight. Try to minimize the amount that you have to talk about your self by asking the chick about her..............they love to talk and it makes them feel more comfortable with you........which is key!

Stay tuned for Tool 2

A chick that gets it

Looks like Farah gets the jist of things when it comes to showing off your assets.

I think she is going to start off my list of Blog-Grrlz I'd love to meet.

Farah, you rock darling!

Some advice

for the chubby gals out there.

We love you, we really're all cute, cuddly and stuff. There are plenty of chubby guys out there too, so this isn't a post to chastise anyone from being on the voluptuous side of voluptuous.

But for your own sake, do not wear clothing that is too tight! It makes you look fatter. Nothing more attractive than a chubby chick in a pair of low rider jeans and shirt that is cut off mid stomach............not!

Play up the cuteness, Play up the Boobs..............but dont show off the rolls darlings!

Queen of Denial!

A tip of the hat to our Girl in Melbourne!

Denail (Da' Nile) is not a river in Egypt

The first sign of addiction is denial!

Curious little thing aren't ya!

Looks like MelbourneGirl is a little less judgemental then I thought............she was hoping for pictures too.

Ya gotta love Aussie chicks.

I bet MelbournGirl is a total mynx!

Someone appreciates me

Hey looks like Wannabe_CEO, likes me, stick around may learn something

Here's how I'm gonna play Julia

the really cute oriental girl in my building.

I'll offer to give her a lift to the subway. Its about 42 degrees here with the humidity so most people will take a lift.

In casual conversation, I'll ask her where she is going, that's amazing, I have a meeting 5 minutes from your house.

Looks like someone thinks I'm a liar

It seems that MelbourneGirl is calling me a liar. Boo Hoo

Now I'm hurt.

In the elevator this morning,

I ran in the oriental girl........its funny how that works when you keep track of when she starts work. Complimented her on her shoes.

Her name is Joanne and she works at one of the banks in the building. Didn't notice a wedding ring.

She typically grabs a coffee around 9:30, lunch at 11:30 and leaves at 4:30.

Who do you think is going to offer her a ride to the subway station.........just have to get rid of the baby seat in the car:)

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

There is this

cute oriental babe who works in my building. Short, but with killer legs and lips that look like they could suck start a Harley.

I have to figure out an angle to work her from. Definitely a long term goal!

It is so dead today

I even cruised some of the on line dating about 3 msn addresses so it wasn't a total waste.

Contemplating asking my secretary to come into my office and take her top off...... I know that is the kiss of death. Funny enough, she hasn't hidden the fact that she would get on her knees for me. She thinks I am so straight laced and up tight.

If she only knew!

You might be a sex addict if?

Answer these twelve questions to assess whether you may have a problem with sexual addiction.

  1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
  2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
  3. Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
  4. Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
  5. Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
  6. Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
  7. Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
  8. Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
  9. Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
  10. Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
  11. Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
  12. Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?
    If you answered yes to more than one of these questions, we would encourage you to seek out additional literature as a resource or to attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting to further assess your needs (Source:
    Sex Addicts Anonymous).

So if you only answer yes to one of these questions you are addicted? I would think that answering yes to something like #12, #9 or #7 would be a little more worrisome than #8 or #2..........don't you........or are you just a prude?

Believe it or not

"Nice Shoes, Wanna Screw" does not work as a pick up line

Go figure!

A way to amuse myself

Here's an idea.

I am going to start posting the MSN messenger id's of the women I have met off of the net.

I am going to post one a day.

I have given all of these women different names so that they cannot get in touch with me.

A brutally slow day today

Not much action today, aside from watching my secretary's ass for the better part of the last hour.......I think she is wearing a G-string, not 100% sure though. I'll get her to squat down and see if it rides up.

She's cute...........but company ink!

People Tell Me I'm Bad

Cristie thinks i'm an idiot , but she's fat.................and that is bad for your health

A Big No-No - Some advice from me to you!

Never dip your pen in company will get caught. Why you ask? Because:

  • They know your name
  • They know where you live
  • They know your wife

In other words, only a complete idiot hits it at work

Post Game Wrap Ups

In the world of Sport-Fucking, you have to keep score. Here is how I do it:

Body - Very important, but not the be all and end all. Don't need to be a model, but not a fat slob either.........some baby fat is permissible.

Enthusiasm/Personality - Most important - the more a woman gets into it, the better it is.

Kinkiness - Nothing better than a girl who goes like a porn star.

I throw these in a blender and come up with a score out of 10. Sometimes the weightings change depending on the situation. If you have any suggestions on how to improve the scoring system, let me know.

Sent her some flowers

Sent Ali some flowers just now, asking her to meet me again on thursday.

Oh and by the way, I would never post pictures..........that isn't nice.

Monday, July 11, 2005

So my wife is out for a bit

It will give me time to cruise some on-line sites and find some fun for tomorrow. I am still looking for a hot Indian chick.

The most important thing that guys have to remember is that most women want exactly the same things that they want. Girls get incredibly horny, they just don't talk about it as much........but they give other signals. Just have to know what they look like

Ali - Post Game Wrap Up

Well that was a fun 2 hours or so

Body Factor - 6 - a little chubby, but a great rack
Personality Factor -9 - absolute wild chick
Overall Score - 8.5 - Gotta see her again.

Who wants to see pics!

The great thing about wireless

is that you can write from anywhere you can get a connection. I'm just killing time at a coffee shop across the street from Ali's place.

Her bf is in Florida for business so there is no risk of us getting caught.

She said that she has condoms so I didn't buy any for this little meeting.

Here we go

Ali has agreed to meet me at her place. The only problem is that I will be home later than usual. Have to come up with a good excuse for the wife.

A last minute client meeting just out of town usually works.

Meeting Ali at around 5 pm

The Ali Saga Continues

Ali wants to meet for a drink in an hour

I'm not much of the drinking type, mainly because it involves being out in public and it increases the chance of someone I dont want seeing me, seeing me with a chick who isn't my wife.

Have to see how to spin this situation to my favor

Ali - The first challenge of getting there.

Ali is one of those chicks who likes to talk before she meets with a guy (as opposed to those who don't . Typically, this is something I don't do, but if I do, I'll make sure that it is me who calls her.........just like in the movie "Phonebooth".

Luckily, Ali has volunteered her number to me with out even asking, thereby avoid the need to explain why I don't have a cell phone or why she can't call me at work.

The advantage with Ali is that she wants to keep this on the quiet as she doesn't want her bf to find out

Talked to Ali again

So it turns out that Ali has already cheated on her bf she is probably predisposed to do it again.

Just have to set the mood and establish a safe environment for her to let go

Score Card

No better time than a monday to reflect on the week that was, and plan the coming week.

Last week there was Amanda, a 35 year old single mother of 2. Kinda looked like Angelina Jolie.......great lips. We met at her place Thursday afternoon after I "accidentally" bumped in to her at the bank.

We had seen each other a few times before and always smiled at one another..........So I took it one step further and said hello.

It's always good to say hello.......

I hope she is free tomorrow morning

Talking to another internet friend

Met this girl on a singles site a few weeks back. Tammy, lives in North York. I peg her to be around 26. Says she just got out of a long term relationship and has gone absolutely wild.

She's about 5'2, blond, killer body, not the prettiest face, but she tries hard......which is much more important, and lets face it, ugliness doesn't glow in the dark.

The first time we chatted on MSN, she put on an insane strip show for me. She could be in play for Wednesday, hopefully during the day, makes the excuses easier.

So I am at my computer this morning

and this girl I have been chatting with on MSN pops up. I'll call her Ali.

Ali is cute, cherubic blond girl with whom I have been chatting for months. Ali is a school grade school teacher with a little bit of a wild streak. While not the type of girl who would stop traffic, she seems to have the type of personality that would make any meeting seem fun.

For the last two weeks, she has been telling me about the problems between her and her boyfriend have been having.

I'll make my move in a few weeks

Sunday, July 10, 2005

I saw her

I saw her in my office building today, almost had the guts to go say hello